Theres a Kernel in my....Elevator

Currently theres been rumor about our sex pad at the theater.... this is not true; however, I would like to inform you that there is only one rider allowed on the fright elevator all other riders must walk down the stairs. Any evidence of milk chocolate peanut butter cups with holes made in the center for self pleasure will be taken to the manager and be used for questioning. "Elevator Rides" will not longer be allowed with out a legitimate reason. We don't care how bad you want to "Go upstairs"

Just another day, ♥ Eyi